Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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