She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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