why didn't you poke me back
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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