why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
