It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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