Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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