Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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