Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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