you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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