Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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