Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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