she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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