I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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