just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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