Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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