dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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