some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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