On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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