We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
soo... how was my night?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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