living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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