I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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