who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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