She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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