i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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