where am i from again
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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