i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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