his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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