It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Farmville is her only friend.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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