It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I told you penises don't tan
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part