i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
only you would photoshop your dick
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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