My friends, they love my intelligence
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
my god I love twenty year old dicks
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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