Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
worst night to have a conscience
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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