i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
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you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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