I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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