What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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