Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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