Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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