Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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