When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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