Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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