Just fell off a train. Bad.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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