so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
