I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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