Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Less talking, more tequila
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????