I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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