come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.