your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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