seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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