Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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