yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
