Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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