I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
we're so committed to being not committed
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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