can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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