Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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