should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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