hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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