My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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