with your own penis?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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