If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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